Dads. They’re like superheroes in the eyes of young children. Their father makes them feel safe, helps to take care of the family, can lift them high above their heads, and can seem to make the world’s problems go away.

The notorious Drang nach Osten (expansion to the East) was, by all means, Hitler’s primary goal during the Second World War. A scorched earth campaign, systematic destruction of villages all over Russia, the largest genocide in the 20th century. German soldiers killed more than 20 million people in Russia alone. It seems that in the [...]

As you can see it’s getting warmer and warmer. When I go out I say to myself that it’s too hot for what I’m wearing at that moment. If it’s this hot during spring I wonder how hot it would be during summer. So … I was looking through my closet earlier today and I [...]

Vacations They never last enough Bananas They get softer once they age Time You can’t do anything to change it Coffee The best men are warm, hard and keep you up all night. Computers Hard to understand and constantly running on low memory. Advertising Never trust a word they say Popcorn They satisfy you but [...]

The necktie (or tie) is a long piece of cloth worn around the neck or shoulders, resting nowadays under the shirt collar and knotted at the throat. The modern necktie, ascot, and bow tie are descended from the cravat. Men and boys wear neckties as part of regular office attire or formal wear. Neckties can [...]

First of all having 2 penises is called Diphallia. Here’s what Wikipedia has to say about this: Diphallia, penile duplication (PD), diphallic terata, or diphallasparatus, is a medical condition in which a male infant is born with two penes. This is an extremely rare disorder with only approximately 1000 cases of diphallia recorded since the [...]

HAVING A THIN BIT OF WOOD in the shed, solely to stir paint with. If you don’t have one of these, get one asap. And some paint to stir. The piece of wood must always have paint to about halfway up it from the last time you used it. KNOWING WHICH SCREWDRIVER IS WHICH “A [...]