A chastity device, is a locking item of clothing designed to prevent sexual intercourse, sexual activities, and possibly masturbation. The purpose may also be to protect the wearer from rape or temptation. Devices have been created for males and females. The term “chastity belt” is also used metaphorically in modern English to imply over protectiveness. [...]

New office Policy Dress Code: You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your [...]

It looks like these were actually printed in newspapers. I wouldn’t pay any money to post an ad like this … but it looks like some people do. And they really are funny Which one is your favourite ?

A seat belt, sometimes called a safety belt, is a safety harness designed to secure the occupant of a vehicle against harmful movement that may result from a collision or a sudden stop. As part of an overall occupant restraint system, seat belts are intended to reduce injuries by stopping the wearer from hitting hard [...]

HAVING A THIN BIT OF WOOD in the shed, solely to stir paint with. If you don’t have one of these, get one asap. And some paint to stir. The piece of wood must always have paint to about halfway up it from the last time you used it. KNOWING WHICH SCREWDRIVER IS WHICH “A [...]