Just in case you are tired of telling people how you like your tea or coffee … twist rings on your Drink Selector Mug ($22.75) to reveal your choice of drink and your milk and sugar preferences.

2-Carat Cup

If you’re hoping the next Valentine’s Day will give you something to look at on your ring finger, but aren’t sure your significant other is completely aware of this, say it with this 2-Carat Cup ($15.00). The Swarovski crystal ring comes in gold or silver, and will serve as a constant reminder of what you may have your heart set on for next February 14th.

Darth Vader Mug

Let the Dark Lord of the Sith watch over your coffee with your Darth Vader Mug ($16.99).

On/Off Mug

Created with heat sensitive pigment, at first glance the On/Off Mug ($27.00), looks like a standard black mug with big white letters that say “OFF”. Nothing fancy, but once you add the hot beverage of your choice, the mug changes color to white and in big black letters it states: “ON”.

These cups/mugs are all available for purchase on [ Amazon ].

Designer Ricardo Saint-Clair seeks to foster communication with his interactive designs. This clever wall clock features a face made from a dry erase board, creating the ideal space to note appointments, jot notes, or leave messages for others. Comes with one dry erase marker with eraser, which discretely hides in the side of the clock. Made of sturdy plywood and laminate.

Can be bough for $121.50 if you’re a member on [ MomaStore ]

Edible Business Card Cookies

Delicious Graham Crackers wrapped in luscious Belgian White Chocolate and decorated with a 100% edible image of your business card! [ Mr Candy Wrapper ]

Chocolate Business Card

A business card made of chocolate of Intellectual Property Law Firm.
Story on [ PlasticBag ]

Completely Eatable Business Cards

100% discreet business cards for head hunter Aert van Seggelen. Completely edible business cards with ‘read it then eat it’ instruction. [ Ads of the World ]

Custom Chocolate Business Card In Acrylic Case

A business card with real chocolate, it makes its own. [ Chocolate ]

Peanuts As Business Cards

“Taberu Me”, an edible business cards printed on peanuts, walnuts, cashew nuts, red bean, black bean, grains of rice, and even pasta. A set of 150 Taberu Me cards costs 5,800 yen (around $50). [ Pink Tentacle ]

Custom-Blended Candy Sprinkled Business Cards

These are wrapped in luscious Belgian White Chocolate and decorated with custom-blended candy sprinkles in your choice of colors, this sweet idea is sure to get you noticed! [ Cookie HQ ]

There’s nothing much to say about it. It’s a gold mouse. I’m pretty sure I won’t pay a small fortune for one of these, but I bet that the 3 people below will

Would you get one ?

What’s great about it is that is saves space even if the desk is not that small. It saves space because you can place it in that corner of your office where the sun isn’t to strong and you won’t have any problems with the sun shining on your screen.

The desk is made from crotch sawn black walnut and has 28 inches height, 62 inches width and 46 inches depth.
You can get it for only $3,299.99 from Scenic Furniture.

New office Policy

Dress Code:

• You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
• If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
• If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
• If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the ‘Chronic Offenders’ category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Break:

• Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
• Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
• Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Natural linen front and back. The two front coners have a white, powder blue, and turquoise blue large and small polka dot print. The firm handle and latches are made from chocolate colored felt. They have been sewn in a turquoise thread for nice contrast. The back has a lable with my shop name. Finally you cant travel without a luggage tag. This one reads London but I will personalize a tag just for you at no additional charge should you wish to change it. This is a great and unique item that you wont find anywhere else. Would make a great gift for anyone of nearly any age!

Measures: 15″ wide / 11″ tall (not including handle)
The handle is 2″tall / 5″ wide.

This pillow is stuffed with a quality cluster free filling. It has been sewn shut using an invisible stitch for a nice finished look. Pillow is for decorative purposes and may be spot cleaned only.

Made by [ Olive ]

The object is composed of modules which together with a jack, each party can turn on itself and thus create an infinite shape.

Your office is probably full of stuff. You could easily make some room with this printer table.
The printer’s paper input and output trays are disguised as drawers, and all the printer parts are hidden from the eye.
That leaves you with a lot of free space you can use for other stuff. The picture shows 2 cups of coffee … you could do that if you’re a coffee addict.

Here’s the printer in action.
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