“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl”. The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her [...]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers; the [...]

A Canadian boy go out with his new bike that he got for Christmas. He meet a police officer on a horse. Police officer: ” Santa Claus brought you this new bike?” Boy: “Yes” Police officer: “Well, bring this $30 ticket to him and tell him he needs to put a red light behind.” Boy: [...]