The C-String This is apparently supposed to be some sort of improvement on the popular g-string panty style. according to their website: The CString is a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new freedom. Because, you know, straps on your underwear [...]

New office Policy Dress Code: You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your [...]

It looks like these were actually printed in newspapers. I wouldn’t pay any money to post an ad like this … but it looks like some people do. And they really are funny Which one is your favourite ?

A seat belt, sometimes called a safety belt, is a safety harness designed to secure the occupant of a vehicle against harmful movement that may result from a collision or a sudden stop. As part of an overall occupant restraint system, seat belts are intended to reduce injuries by stopping the wearer from hitting hard [...]

At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is…having friends. At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is…having sex. At age 35, success is…having money. At age 50, success is…having money. At age 60, success is…having sex. At age 70, success is…having a driver’s license. [...]

Maybe you don’t … but I know Leonard Ball did.

Here’s a good tip just in case you go to prison and you’re getting worried you might get raped if you drop the soap. Step 1 Drop The soap. This will cause several large, muscley men to look at you deviously, furrowing their brow in expectation of the pleasure that is to come. Now is [...]

Once you find your true love you know you’d do anything for it. This guy found his true love and just look at what he did for it.

The sproutwells are just your typical fruit and veggie family living among humans. They are just trying to fit in our world. Watch them sprout up! My favorite part of the video is when Phyto takes a piss and the girl says “You make a great hydrant” to that old lady. As always the character [...]

HAVING A THIN BIT OF WOOD in the shed, solely to stir paint with. If you don’t have one of these, get one asap. And some paint to stir. The piece of wood must always have paint to about halfway up it from the last time you used it. KNOWING WHICH SCREWDRIVER IS WHICH “A [...]

These pictures speak themselves

I don’t remember where I found this but it’s said that Jennifer Love Hewitt wrote these. Here we go. PMS is not a lame excuse to be able to yell at you. It’s a great excuse. We really can pump our own gas. It’s just that we’ve got this fantasy of you as a ’30s-era [...]

1639 – The Three Graces – Pieter Pauwel Rubens 1887 – The Bathers – Pierre Auguste Renoir 1920 – Thin, short haired flapper 1950 – Marylin Monroe 1960 – Twiggy Lawson 1970’s – Karen Carpenter 1988 – Cosmopolitan 2002 – Harper’s Bazaar Modern day Fashion Model In 20 years I’m afraid to go any further [...]

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit – demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she [...]