Just in case it’s cold where you live …

We all know what Durex products are for. Here are 39 beautiful creative ads by Durex:

Ok … not perfect but at least she’s quiet !

The Philosoraptor always thinks. Here are his top thought and questions:

At first glance, you might think that these posters advertise an mp3 player or a cell phone (which just fell into the hole). What is surprising that it’s actually Philips flat screen advert. It is so thin that it even fell into this narrow hole!
Next time be careful bringing it home – it’s the thinnest [...]

We all know the power of photoshop. Here’s PhotoShop showing it’s powers again by mixing up movies

Really, can you guess what for was this device made ? The last photo is highly suggestive but don’t scroll down to fast. Try guessing before looking at the last photo.

Here’s something that can be called “art”. Egg photography requires a lot of eggs, imagination and a camera. Here’s the result:

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl”.
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?”
“Yes, Father, it is.”
“And who was the girl you were with?”
“I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”
“Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so [...]

Dating
6 weeks : I love you, I love you, I love you.
6 months : Of course I love you.
6 years : GOD! If I didn’t love you, then why did I marry you?
Back from Work
6 weeks: Honey, I’m home!
6 months: I’m back!
6 years: What’s for dinner?
Gifts
6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you like the ring.
6 [...]

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.
Go [...]

I’m not sure who this lady is …

But apparently she knows YOU.

Vacations

They never last enough
Bananas

They get softer once they age
Time

You can’t do anything to change it
Coffee

The best men are warm, hard and keep you up all night.
Computers

Hard to understand and constantly running on low memory.
Advertising

Never trust a word they say
Popcorn

They satisfy you but never last to long
Snow

You never know when they’re coming, how many inches and [...]

The C-String

This is apparently supposed to be some sort of improvement on the popular g-string panty style. according to their website:
The CString is a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new freedom.
Because, you know, straps on your underwear are way more [...]