Imagine if Easter would last forever
You’d eat candy and chocolate everyday
And have Easter hunts, and be very clever
About where to hide your Easter prey

You’d be getting presents and toys
Eat millions of caramel ‘n’ cakes
You’d be filled with happiness and joy
When your parents start to bake

So Easter would rule forever
Pouring with billions of treats
Eat them like a beaver
And take care where you put your seat!

But after a while it gets boring and dull
The hiding, the finding, the partying and eating
So you’d get bored and so dreadfully full
That you’d look like a fat sheep bleating

So avoid the unpleasant
Be happy today
As in all 12 months in a year
There is only ONE Easter day

Easter holiday, is a celebration of the resurrection of Christ!
Jesus Christ, The Son of God, bled and died for us in a sacrifice.

This Spring day’s celebrated, generally in the month of April.
All of the bright and pretty colors, of the Easter outfits with frills.

Women and children will wear their Easter bonnets.
In the Spring, you’ll hear the various musical sonnets.

April will bring many rain showers.
That’ll bring us various beautiful flowers.

One special flower for this day is the Easter Lily.
It’s color is white, and yet snowy & milky.

The birds will sing their songs of praise.
As we begin to feel the warmth of the sun’s rays.

As we say “Goodbye” to the winter’s gloom,
The flowers and trees have already begun to bloom.

All of life’s beauty, The Lord created, for us all to share.
Spring breezes begin to flow, sending fragrances through the air.

The winter’s thawing will let the rivers, lakes, and streams rise and flow.
The beauty of the Earth will make us all feel aglow!

Farmers and gardeners will start to hoe.
And then they’ll begin to sow.

On Sundays, we’ll hear the various church bells ring.
Let’s be grateful for the LORD, let’s rejoice and sing.

If it wasn’t for the Lord, we wouldn’t have anything!

Even though we now know that the Snuggie is a lousy waste of $15, the concept is still sound. This Peekaru, which is a kangaroo-like pouch for moms and dads to carry baby around in.

An actual mom says that shoving the kid’s head, symbiote style, inside the pouch isn’t enough – a sun shade would be even better. We just hope there’s some kind of ventilation so that stinky baby farts have somewhere to escape to.

[ Mom4Life ]

P.S. That 4th baby in the montage looks deceased.

Have fun a lot

Dance a lot

Get Retail Therapy

Relax a lot

Scream At The Top Of Your Voice

Sleep a lot

Giggle a lot

Kiss a lot

Quirky and charming, these plates were designed to resemble conversation bubbles from manga, or Japanese comics. This set of three plates features one large plate and two smaller plates and is perfect for serving small meals and snacks. Made of porcelain. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Can be bought for only $45 from MoMA

As shown in the Tokyo Toy Show, the Mu-Bot (short for Music-Bot) from Segatoys and Avex Entertainment was very well received among robot toy enthusiasts. The super cute Mu-Bot’s hands serve as ear phones and the cord can be reeled inside the bot’s tiny body. You can wear the Mu-bot around your neck or have it stand next to your iPod (or any other MP3 player). A cute iPod and MP3 player companion that will brighten your day. Available only in Japan through AudioCubes!

Thank you for this great picture Savitari

Childbirth usually occurs about 38 weeks from fertilization, i.e., approximately 40 weeks from the start of the last menstruation. Thus, pregnancy lasts about nine months, although the exact definition of the English word “pregnancy” is a subject of controversy. ( Thank you Wikipedia )

Enough of this.
Here’s what happens:

Journey of the sperm to the egg. Fertilization is about to occur.
First weeks. No human features yet, it could be any mammal …

At eight weeks gestation, this fetus is able to kick and straighten his legs, turn them round and move his arms up and down.

The fetus gently moves inside the womb. He can move his arms and legs with a range of movements that are fluid and supple

The baby is now capable of fine hand and finger movements. In a short space of time this baby scratches, rubs and pats his cheek before doing the same to his nose. You are now able to see the silhouette and extremities a bit better.
Around the sixth month the fetus is almost fully formed.
Latest stages of pregnancy. His five senses are active know.

7 month. His brain and spinal cord are fully developed. His little heart, a muscle mass that begins to beat spontaneously is also complete.

Last pregnancy days. The baby dreams.

Here’s an image using pioneering medical imaging technology, called 4-D ultrasound. This advanced technology is capable of showing the fetus as it sucks its thumb, blinks, yawns, smiles, and moves in real time inside the womb.

Ready to come out.
The baby is fully developed, pregnancy is coming to an end…

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers; the woman says: So you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.

Flattered, the man replies: Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God! But your still at fault…women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.

The woman continues: And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks: Aren’t you having any?

The woman replies: No. I think I’ll just wait for the police….

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever and evil. Don’t mess with us.

The four stages of life

1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
4) You look like Santa Claus

Also following definition also sounds convincing. Don’t you agree the photo is a great representation of a life?

Four liquid stages of life

• You start with Milk Bottle
• Kids enjoy Pop and Juices
• Young – mid age is dedicated to beer
• And finally at old age the hospital drink would be the one you can have.

Success is:

At age 4 success is . . . . not peeing in your pants
At age 12 success is . . . having friends
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license
At age 20 success is . . . having sex
At age 35 success is . . . having money
At age 50 success is . . . having money
At age 60 success is . . . having sex
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license
At age 75 success is . . . having friends
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants

The male stages of life

Age. Seduction lines.

• 17 My parents are away for the weekend.
• 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
• 35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.
• 48 My wife is away for the weekend.
• 66 My second wife is dead.

Age. Favorite sport.

• 17 Sex.
• 25 Sex.
• 35 Sex.
• 48 Sex.
• 66 Napping.

Age. Definiton of a successful date.

• 17 Tongue.
• 25 Breakfast.
• 35 She didn’t set back my therapy.
• 48 I didn’t have to meet her kids.
• 66 Got home alive.

The female stages of life:

Age. Favorite fantasy.

• 17 Tall, dark and hansome.
• 25 Tall, dark and hansome with money.
• 35 Tall, dark and hansome with money and a brain.
• 48 A man with hair.
• 66 A man.

Age. Ideal date.

• 17 He offers to pay.
• 25 He pays.
• 35 He cooks breakfast next morning.
• 48 He cooks breakfast next morning for the kids.
• 66 He can chew his breakfast.

T-shirt design about 4 stages of life – defined in terms of Santa again: