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Please put your seat belt on

Baby Doll — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 11:47:59 +0000

A seat belt, sometimes called a safety belt, is a safety harness designed to secure the occupant of a vehicle against harmful movement that may result from a collision or a sudden stop. As part of an overall occupant restraint system, seat belts are intended to reduce injuries by stopping the wearer from hitting hard interior elements of the vehicle or other passengers (the so-called second impact) and by preventing the passenger from being thrown from the vehicle.

So … remember to always put your seat belt on … it may save your life

How To Pick Up The Soap

Baby Doll — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:53:57 +0000

Here’s a good tip just in case you go to prison and you’re getting worried you might get raped if you drop the soap.

Step 1

Drop The soap. This will cause several large, muscley men to look at you deviously, furrowing their brow in expectation of the pleasure that is to come. Now is a good time to start whimpering in terror.

Step 2

Slide the front of one of your feet under the bar of soap.

Step 3

Place your other foot on top of the original foot.

Step 4

Finally, slide the soap with your top foot up your calf and, if you can, up part of your hip. While you are moving the bar gracefully up your leg you should be semi-squatting and grabbing for the soap. Make sure you keep your ass tilted towards the ground as to avoid any attacks/insertions.

Step 5

Breathe a sigh of relief as you continue to shower without anal violation.

There you have it! Simple, yet invaluable to more attractive incarcerated criminals who shower regularly.

I found this in one of my emails. If you wrote this please leave a comment and a link.

Mirror TV

Baby Doll — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:17:14 +0000

You are thinking … lol … a mirror … but this isn’t an ordinary mirror.

This is not just a mirror, it is a waterproof television.
MirrorMedia provides technology for combining mirrors and TVs with in-built tuners and a range of external connectors. Can also be combined with in-built fully compatible multimedia computer.

Mirror TVs look good in both living rooms and bathrooms. I think it is a brilliant solution for people who have too much steam in the bathroom but want to enjoy movies or TV shows during bath.

Now you surely will be happy when spending those countless hours in your bathroom.