Dating

6 weeks : I love you, I love you, I love you.
6 months : Of course I love you.
6 years : GOD! If I didn’t love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work

6 weeks: Honey, I’m home!
6 months: I’m back!
6 years: What’s for dinner?

Gifts

6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you like the ring.
6 months: I bought a new painting for the living room.
6 years: Here’s the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing

6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months: Here, it’s for you.
6 years : PHONE: ring ring, ring ring.

Cooking

6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years: AGAIN!

Apology

6 weeks: Honey muffin, don’t worry, Ill never hold it against you.
6 months: Don’t do it again.
6 years: What’s not to understand about what I just said?

New Dress

6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months: You bought a new dress.
6 years: How much did THAT cost?

Planning for Vacations

6 weeks: How does 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you want sound?
6 months: What’s so bad about visiting my mum and dad?
6 years: Travel? What’s so bad about staying home?

TV

6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months: I like this movie.
6 years: I’m going to watch Eurosport, if you’re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself …

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